Jessica Hecht
Nude

NYU grad Jessica Hecht debuted on the small screen as Lindsay, the woman George dates until he’s caught eating out of the trash on Seinfeld. While she’s starred on Broadway, in film and on an absurd amount of hugely successful television shows, you probably know Jessica as Susan Bunch, the woman that convinced Ross’ wife Carol it was more fun to bone a strong, sexy woman than a whiny paleontologist on Friends. One look at Jessica’s wild hair, wild bush and luscious boobs and it’s clear Carol made the right choice. In her second film role, Jessica appeared alongside three of Frank Zappa‘s children, Ahmet, Dweezil and Moon Unit in Anarchy TV (1997). In the film, she runs a public (or is it pubic?) access (or is it ass-ess?) station that the evil Alan Thicke is trying to silence, so they decide to show Thicke more than “that smile” and broadcast in the buff. All nudes is good nudes. While that’s the only time we’ve gotten to see Jessica in her birthday suit, the actress has shown up in some of the biggest shows and television shows of the last three decades. She plays Paul Giamatti‘s ex wife in Sideways (2004), Steve Carrell‘s sister in Dan in Real Life (2007), returned to her “anarchy” roots by playing radical anarchist and feminist Emma Goldman in J. Edgar (2011) and appeared as journalist Lloyd Vogel’s dying mother in A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). Even Mr. Rogers would appreciate her sweater puppies! On the small screen, Jessica’s been on tons of big shows like ER, Succession, Madam Secretary and Blindspot but Breaking Bad fans know her as Gretchen Schwartz, Walter’s former girlfriend and current pharmaceutical executive he blames for his financial hardships. She might not show much skin these days, but if Jessica ever wants to be bad and break some more nude news, it won’t take any pharmaceuticals to get our ship hard!